Have you ever had 'one of those days'? We had one of those back in 2000 on April fools day.
Before we lived in our house on the hill full time, we used to go up there just to get away and hike. There was a huge metal watering trough which the previous owners had left behind. Ron had moved it to catch water coming off the roof and by April it was filled to the top. The day we went up was a nice hot day. The perfect day for the kids to splash in the watering trough. Jake, Abby, Slayt and Justin all took turns dipping their head into the trough and splashing each other. I believe they even were drinking some water. Jake had just come up from dunking himself when something floated to the top. It looked like a tiny little foot. Hmmm, what would a foo.... "RON!!!!!!" Ron came over to look at what had caused my panic and saw the horror on my face. Floating to the surface of the water were tiny little mouse parts. Occasionally a whole mouse would float to the top. We quickly realized that the watering playground the kids had been playing in was a watery grave to hundreds of field mice. Ron decided that the best remedy would be to drag the watering trough down the hill and dump it so it wouldn't be near the house. He put a chain around the metal tub and hooked the other end up to his Chevy truck and proceeded to drag it across the hill to the perfect spot. Ron turned off the truck and put the parking brake on and got out to unhook the heavy tub. Just as he unhooked the tub, the weight holding the truck back released which caused the trucks parking brake to fail, sending the truck careening down the hill. The only thing we could do was watch the truck plow through the grass and slam into a tree at the edge of the field. At that moment, we all decided that the best thing for us to do would be to pile back into our van and call it a day. We needed to make one stop and that would be to the store to buy a gallon of bleach for bathing in.
I cringed when I read the mouse parts! Ewwwww! Disgusting! That actually made me want to put bleach on your blog :)....and then when I thought that was the punch line, the truck crashed into a tree?! Whew! You have one CrAzY life, girlee!
ReplyDeleteI know, right? THere is NEVER a dull moment around here. Sometimes that is good, other times it's not. But it gives lots of good writing material. LOL
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